*blinks at #2* Wait, since when is there a unisex, gender inclusive translation of the Bible? And if there is, do they realize that the Greek may be unclear as far as the genders of large groups? Because any group of people with a male in it was called by a masculine adjective/noun, but that's not how English works, so...

Actually, I bet they aren't even going to translate it from Greek, so why am I even bothering? This is just a big internal crisis that some conservative had when they realized that the hippie on the corner is exactly what Jesus was like.