Also, PS, the only proper response to being told you're going to hell is, "I'll bring the popcorn, you bring the beer."

Lol. That's a fantastic response, yes!

Not moral relativism . . just humility.

This is so totally true. I mean, I don't know, hell, maybe the world is going to end... but I seriously doubt it, and I'm not inclined to believe anybody who, to me, looks so hideously arrogant and, frankly, blasphemous.