Because I'm Bored

HP Favorites meme, gacked from Nefeleo (who will probably soon have a place on my friends list just 'cause she's such an awesome artist).

HP Book: Prisoner of Azkaban, I think. Mostly because of Lupin and Sirius.
HP Character: Hermione
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor, I guess. I'd probably *be* in Ravenclaw, though.
Teacher: Lupin!
Creature: dragons
Candy: Sugar quills
Book Cover: Order of the Phoenix
Quote or Phrase: "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?"
Chapter: Umm?
Marauder: Lupin
Weasley: Ginny (used to be Charlie... *looks significantly at TearsandTutus*)
Type of Owl: Barn or Great-Horned.
Sorting Hat Song: OotP
Muggle/Squib: Arabella Figg, I guess.
Dragon: You mean I have to pick one???
Member of the Order: Tonks
Hogsmeade Shop: Flourish and Blott's
Favorite Magazine or Newspaper: urk. Don't wanna say "Quibbler," but also don't wanna say "Daily Prophet."
Color Dress Robe: Burgundy.
Invisibility Cloak Event: The restricted section in the library.
Death Eater: Lucius Malfoy.
Obstacle in the Philosopher's Stone: I *still* can't figure out how that potions thing worked... damned humiliating children's books.
Wand Type: Chestnut, dragon heartstring.
Spell: Accio (would be damned handy)
Unforgivable Curse: Imperio
DADA Teacher: Lupin, again (seeing a trend, anybody?)
Gryffindor: Hermione
Ravenclaw: uh... Roger Davies?
Hufflepuff: Cedric, I guess
Slytherin: Draco Malfoy
Ghost: after OotP? definitely Peeves.
Centaur: Firenze!
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Skiving Snackbox: Fainting fancies
Pensieve Memory: Snape's Worst Memory.
Harry or Ron: Harry
Ron or Hermione: Hermione
Hermione or Cho: Hermione
Cho or Ginny: Ginny
Dumbledore or McGonagall: McGonagall
Snape or Lucius: Snape (damn that voice....)
Sirius or Lupin: Lupin
Draco or Tom: Draco
Draco or Harry: Harry
Snape or Sirius: Sirius (although I truly have a great deal of fondness for Snape)
James or Sirius: Sirius
Fred or George: George
Molly Weasley or Arthur Weasley: Arthur
Seamus or Dean: Dean
Fleur or Cho: Fleur! j'aime le francais.
Fudge or Umbridge: Umbridge, but only because she's such a cool villain.
Harry or Hermione: Hermione
Hedwig or Crookshanks: Crookshanks
Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia: Petunia
Moody or Tonks: TONKS

yippy skippy...

Well it looks like it's time to play another round of that well-loved game-show "How Did Roz Muck Up Today?"

Today's game: Baking Fun!

The scenario: Today, I decided it would be really cool to make calzones. I got all my ingredients out, set everything up, preheated the oven, and set to work. Now, you'd think calzone are pretty fool-proof, wouldn't you? But no. No, I have mad screwing-things-up skillz.

So how did I do it, you ask?

Well, first I forgot to grease the pan. Then I prepared the calzone *on the counter*, thus ensuring that I'd have to scootch them off the counter and very carefully carry them over to the pan, risking a cascade of pizza sauce and filling all over my *white* pants (yup, that's another mistake--never cook in white pants, unless you're a world-famous chef on the Food Channel. I know the rules... I just don't follow them.)

But none of those are really damning sins, considering I *didn't* spill pizza sauce all over or anything. So what was the real mistake?

I FORGOT THE CHEESE!!!!

Popped 'em in the oven, turned, and saw the unopened package of pre-shredded gourmet quattro fromaggio right there on the counter, right next to where I'd been working. ^#&*()%^$!^@@!! What the hell kind of calzone doesn't have CHEESE????

I'm going to go sulk now, and pray that I don't need a crowbar to get the cheese-less calzones off the cooking sheet.

[Edited to Add] Well, I guess I'm worse than I thought. They didn't need to be crowbarred off--actually, they didn't stick at all. Hooray for small favors. However, they *did* set off the fire alarm, because I apparently left them in a teensy bit too long. So yeah... my cooking disaster is complete. I'm telling myself that, since they're over-cooked, they'll travel better. Alas for the cheese, though.