distraction, please?

Today has been a Monday. Very much... a Monday. As in the kind of Monday in which I discovered when I went on lunch that the frozen potpie I brought is not microwavable, and when I went to the Vietnamese place down the road and bought a banh mi sandwich, it ended up having chilies in it. Which I did not notice. Until I'd eaten three bites of the sandwich. Ow.

So, gacked from seemingly everyone - a meme.

Give me a topic - fannish, political, religious, whatever - and I'll post about it. Maybe a sentence, maybe a paragraph, maybe a multi-part post complete with pie charts... IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

Come on, people... somebody distract me. *Hope*