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Jul. 21st, 2005 11:30 amYesterday, I shrieked in
nekokoban's ear.
It was a total accident, I swear, and I felt soooo guilty after it happened, but... I cannot be blamed for the upswelling of terror that caused this outburst. Allow me to explain.
We have been watching Firefly, of course. Just yesterday, we saw the new trailer for Serenity (link here for those who have not yet seen it, because it is wonderful and shiny despite lacking poor Shepherd Book), and it was good and happy and I love all the characters, as I have mentioned many times. And one of the characters I never expected to love nearly half as much as I do is the man they call Jayne. Such a darling junkyard dog of a man, all growly and nasty unless you happen to find one of his scritchy spots, at which point he becomes a cuddly puppy. Well... sort of.
Anyway - Jayne is good.
You know who's not? The scary-ass Alien Bounty Hunter from the X-Files!
Why do I bring this up? Why? Because they're the SAME ACTOR! How I watched this show for over a month without realizing, I will never know, except - oh wait, I know, because the bounty hunter is SCARY and Jayne is not!!! And because the silly page on IMDB lists him as playing "Knowle Rohrer" in the X-Files, and I had no idea the stupid Bounty Hunter had ever had a name. So when I saw a picture of the Bounty Hunter directly following a picture of Jayne... and I finally put the pieces together... it scared the fecking hell out of me.
Nice happy doofy angry-puppy-dog guys aren't supposed to suddenly start bearing resemblance to scary evil things with ice picks that go "pftht." That's just WRONG.
We ate raspberries after, and that made everything better. And now I'm just fascinated by the range of Adam Baldwin's acting. But still!!! Bounty Hunter!!!!! *Hides*
Edited: Eheh. Don't I feel silly, now? Knowle Whatshisname was someone else. Not the Bounty Hunter. *Relieved* I wondered why none of the classic Bounty-Hunter pics were turning up when I went looking for photos...
It was a total accident, I swear, and I felt soooo guilty after it happened, but... I cannot be blamed for the upswelling of terror that caused this outburst. Allow me to explain.
We have been watching Firefly, of course. Just yesterday, we saw the new trailer for Serenity (link here for those who have not yet seen it, because it is wonderful and shiny despite lacking poor Shepherd Book), and it was good and happy and I love all the characters, as I have mentioned many times. And one of the characters I never expected to love nearly half as much as I do is the man they call Jayne. Such a darling junkyard dog of a man, all growly and nasty unless you happen to find one of his scritchy spots, at which point he becomes a cuddly puppy. Well... sort of.
Anyway - Jayne is good.
You know who's not? The scary-ass Alien Bounty Hunter from the X-Files!
Why do I bring this up? Why? Because they're the SAME ACTOR! How I watched this show for over a month without realizing, I will never know, except - oh wait, I know, because the bounty hunter is SCARY and Jayne is not!!! And because the silly page on IMDB lists him as playing "Knowle Rohrer" in the X-Files, and I had no idea the stupid Bounty Hunter had ever had a name. So when I saw a picture of the Bounty Hunter directly following a picture of Jayne... and I finally put the pieces together... it scared the fecking hell out of me.
Nice happy doofy angry-puppy-dog guys aren't supposed to suddenly start bearing resemblance to scary evil things with ice picks that go "pftht." That's just WRONG.
We ate raspberries after, and that made everything better. And now I'm just fascinated by the range of Adam Baldwin's acting. But still!!! Bounty Hunter!!!!! *Hides*
Edited: Eheh. Don't I feel silly, now? Knowle Whatshisname was someone else. Not the Bounty Hunter. *Relieved* I wondered why none of the classic Bounty-Hunter pics were turning up when I went looking for photos...
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Date: 2005-07-21 07:49 pm (UTC)And yes, Jayne is one of my favorites. Well, all the characters are my favorites. Why isn't Book in the movie?
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Date: 2005-07-21 07:57 pm (UTC)He's in the movie, or so I'm told, he just isn't in the trailer. Poor Book - no love for the preacher-man!
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Date: 2005-07-21 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 07:59 pm (UTC)...And your icon is wonderful. Tea is the answer to every problem known to humanity.
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Date: 2005-07-21 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 11:31 pm (UTC)Oh, poor Lucius. No wonder you're in such a foul mood - someone stole the cookies.
(But see! It wasn't really him! He's not the Bounty Hunter, he's some other guy nobody remembers! *Feels vindicated*)
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Date: 2005-07-21 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 11:49 pm (UTC)Heh, why do you think I used this one? I knew you'd like it. And yes, poor Lucius, no cookies for him.
(I know who he was! Adam Baldwin played a military contact, Navy I think, of someone's.)
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Date: 2005-07-21 11:55 pm (UTC)It's so cute! Lucius needs his cookies. XD
As long as it wasn't really the Bounty Hunter. He was seriously freaky, and there was something wrong with his jaw.
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Date: 2005-07-21 11:58 pm (UTC)I like it. When I saw it I just had to snag it.
Yes, yes he was. There's just something wrong with him. There's a reason he's called Brain Thompson Evil Character Actor.
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Date: 2005-07-22 12:59 am (UTC)It didn't show either my reply or yours until I made another reply!!!!
Is it sad that as soon as you mentioned it I could remember that was his name? I have the most amazing mind for stupid pointless fannish details, I swear...
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Date: 2005-07-22 12:58 am (UTC)Also, I have to point out - Simon is wearing blue in the Serenity trailer, in a few shots. o.O Something truly bizarre is going on with that symbolism.
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Date: 2005-07-22 01:24 am (UTC)I know. Well, you've been reading Firefly daily, so you know that he's waring a blue shirt at the end of Safe, and she thinks its the "he's no longer a space-virgin" or something symbolism. XD Ha! Space-virgin.
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Date: 2005-07-22 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-07-22 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-22 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-22 06:35 am (UTC)...And damn do I need a Firefly icon. (Un)Fortunately, Terra has given me a bunny for exactly the one I might need...
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Date: 2005-07-22 04:16 pm (UTC)You really do. Oooo... what are you gonna make?
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Date: 2005-07-22 07:33 pm (UTC)An Inara icon, if it works. Terra pointed out that a song we both know *really* fits Inara's situation with Mal... in weird and kind of hilarious ways.
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Date: 2005-07-22 12:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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