moronic hilarity ensues....
Aug. 11th, 2003 11:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rivendellroseTonight's topics of discussion online:
1) Melted chocolate and toffee, application and removal thereof.
1b) Whether or not chocolate, toffee, a trip to the caribbean, a spa day, or just plain mind-blowing sex (or some combination thereof) would be enough to get Snape out of his perpetually bad mood. Debate over who should test various possible solutions to this quandary, eventually ending in a decision that love, not manic lust, conquers all.
2) Girl scouts, girl scout cookies, and whether or not Lucius Malfoy would be a good deterrant for door-to-door salesmen and/or telemarketers.
3) Assorted whinings, moanings, and wibblings regarding the fate of my newest character in the online RP.
4) Texas' In Demand video, which has thoroughly warped my mind in all sorts of beautiful and lustful ways. It is here toward the bottom of the page, if you want to see it.
5) Evil, life-scarring fanfic. Namely this. (Warning: this fic may not be suitable for anyone capable of understanding English or otherwise grasping the concepts to which it relates. In fact, I think it isn't. But misery loves company.)
6) The Slytherin Doughboy and why Ginny should not be allowed access to cutlery.
1) Melted chocolate and toffee, application and removal thereof.
1b) Whether or not chocolate, toffee, a trip to the caribbean, a spa day, or just plain mind-blowing sex (or some combination thereof) would be enough to get Snape out of his perpetually bad mood. Debate over who should test various possible solutions to this quandary, eventually ending in a decision that love, not manic lust, conquers all.
2) Girl scouts, girl scout cookies, and whether or not Lucius Malfoy would be a good deterrant for door-to-door salesmen and/or telemarketers.
3) Assorted whinings, moanings, and wibblings regarding the fate of my newest character in the online RP.
4) Texas' In Demand video, which has thoroughly warped my mind in all sorts of beautiful and lustful ways. It is here toward the bottom of the page, if you want to see it.
5) Evil, life-scarring fanfic. Namely this. (Warning: this fic may not be suitable for anyone capable of understanding English or otherwise grasping the concepts to which it relates. In fact, I think it isn't. But misery loves company.)
6) The Slytherin Doughboy and why Ginny should not be allowed access to cutlery.
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Date: 2003-08-12 11:35 am (UTC)2) "Hey dude...wanna buy some cookies? Dude...you look *just* like that guy from the patriot...but with blond hair and no bayonett!"
3) There there. Everything will work out. ::laughs sinisterly:: One way or another...
4) I want to be her!
5) What in all that is holy possessed anyone with an ounce of mental ability to write that?
6) So Ron can keep his bollucks...
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Date: 2003-08-15 01:46 pm (UTC)2. *Gray eyes go a bit distant, gleaming oddly* "Yes, of course... please step inside. Don't mind the hellhounds...."
3. Ummm.... should I be worried?
4. So do I. Ooooooh, so do I..........
5. no comment.
6. Which is an admirable goal, I suppose.
Evil life scarring .....
Date: 2003-08-12 07:28 pm (UTC)Definately well written though! I actually enjoyed it I'm embarrassed to admit. (thus the blush marks above) ;)
Very descriptive! The only part I REALLY didn't like was when Draco kept calling Harry "Daddy". CREEPY.
Love ya!! Mom
Re: Evil life scarring .....
Date: 2003-08-15 01:43 pm (UTC)*Shivers* Crazy people.