flying spaghetti monster = work of satan
Aug. 1st, 2006 04:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rivendellroseBest amusement of the day: Reading hate mail sent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster site.
"Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don't let anyone get you a present this year!"
Well... yeah, that's kind of the point, actually.
Also, if I were a Christian, I'd be insulted by this person's apparent lack of distinction between Christianity and Santa Claus. Did their mommy help them draft this email, or has religious education really gone that far down the tubes?
"PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn't even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!?
I love people who can't tell a joke from genuine statment of belief.
"Heck, your science has found the very places and even artifacts pertaining to the life of the Christ."
We've also found the places and, if I recall correctly, a few artifacts pertaining (supposedly) to the Trojan war, but that doesn't mean Zeus, Athena & Co. were really the acting force behind the conflict.
I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke.
So much for loving thy neighbor...
God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that.
And if horses had gods...
Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture.
What a fascinating alternate universe this person must live in. I must make plans to vacation there sometime. And remember to bring my lovely tin-hat, so that I may fit in with the natives.
[...B]ut satan is working through you to mock THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD. [...] i pray and hope that you take these verses of cripture to heart....you are yes a false prophet but you can be forgiven.
I wonder what 'cripture' is...?
"Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don't let anyone get you a present this year!"
Well... yeah, that's kind of the point, actually.
Also, if I were a Christian, I'd be insulted by this person's apparent lack of distinction between Christianity and Santa Claus. Did their mommy help them draft this email, or has religious education really gone that far down the tubes?
"PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn't even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!?
I love people who can't tell a joke from genuine statment of belief.
"Heck, your science has found the very places and even artifacts pertaining to the life of the Christ."
We've also found the places and, if I recall correctly, a few artifacts pertaining (supposedly) to the Trojan war, but that doesn't mean Zeus, Athena & Co. were really the acting force behind the conflict.
I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke.
So much for loving thy neighbor...
God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that.
And if horses had gods...
Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture.
What a fascinating alternate universe this person must live in. I must make plans to vacation there sometime. And remember to bring my lovely tin-hat, so that I may fit in with the natives.
[...B]ut satan is working through you to mock THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD. [...] i pray and hope that you take these verses of cripture to heart....you are yes a false prophet but you can be forgiven.
I wonder what 'cripture' is...?
