5 things...
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cyranocyrano:
1. Schedule the Drazi elections, the Centauri new year, and the festival of G’Quan for the same conference room. Decorate liberally with green and purple, then sit back to watch the carnage spill over the whole station.
2. Tell Sheridan that under absolutely no circumstance is he to push that big, shiny red button right over there. Have Kosh tell him the same thing. Make sure Delenn impresses upon him that he absolutely must not go near the button, for the sake of the universe and all our lives. Then leave him alone and start a stopwatch.
3. Two words: Vorlon fireworks.
4. Give Draal the idea that it might be fun to go traveling, see if he can muster enough power to move Epsilon 3 to the jump-gate.
And lucky number 5, the best way to destroy a Babylon station:
Hide the coffee. Hide the vodka. Invite an ISN news-crew into C&C. See how long it takes Ivanova to hit the self-destruct sequence.
Foroszras:
5. Activate a denn’bok. Fighting with one takes both hands, but that’s what the Rangers and Warrior caste are for.
4. Turn off ISN - very important. Also, delete messages left by angry senators, irritable ambassadors, John's ex-girlfriends or dead wife, anything in B5's computer pertaining to the start of the Earth-Minbari war...
3. Fold origami.
2. Practice that handy new one-fingered salute that Susan taught her. It’s so thoughtful of humans to have a gesture entirely for saying ‘have a nice day.’
1. Slap John across the jaw when he makes stupid jokes. Or just generally being dumb.
Forrazycrandomgirl:
1. The night Jayne hooked up with a really cute little blonde with a nice foreign accent, and how the crew woke up being pursued even more tirelessly than ever by Adelai Niska... who for some reason now won’t stop ranting about some “Maryshka,” his granddaughter.
2. The fight between Zoe and Mal the day he ordered her not to marry Wash.
3. “On the Many Uses of Grav Couplers.” No, seriously - I’ve got a document with that title, and it’s got about three sentences of really fun Kaylee narrative, but I can’t seem to recall exactly where I was headed with it.
4. Crossover in which Zoe and Ivanova (B5) meet. I don’t know exactly what’d happen, but I’m pretty sure it’d end with them ruling the universe. And I wouldn’t mind one tiny little bit. That’d be one well-organized and beautiful universe.
5. Alternate ending to Serenity: Mal wakes from a horrible nightmare in his own small, cramped quarters that definitely don’t bear a resemblance to anything that might been on Star Trek. He goes up to the cockpit and then turns around reeeeally fast when he sees Zoe and Wash snuggling in the pilot’s chair. Takes just long enough to confirm that Zoe’s hair is still tied back in her sensible little clip, and Wash’s hair is a scruffy mess. He checks in on River, who is sitting on the floor in a loose, girly dress, coloring a picture, and then on her brother, who is not wearing a hideous blue thing that looks like it was made with spare fabric and surgical glue. He double-checks the lightbulbs through the ship. They have not randomly gone dark and still give off that warm, amber kind of light that they always have. Unfortunately, he does not find the cool hover-mule he remembers from his dream, but he remembers just enough from the dream that he knows he’d damned well better go convince Book and Inara that leaving Serenity won’t be necessary. They can work out their troubles all together, like they always have.
Foreye_of_a_cat:
1. The way Wash can never get the back of his hair to lay down straight until Zoe goes at it with a wet comb. He complains like a little boy every time.
2. Jayne talking to his guns at night, while he’s cleaning them. He calls them all by name.
3. When Mal thinks no one can see him, he likes to sneak a sniff at Inara’s tea, or one time at the dressing gown she left draped on one of the kitchen chairs.
4. How sometimes, if she thinks she can get away with it, Inara watches Mal’s backside.
5. Simon singing to River. He can’t carry a tune and he blushes red as an apple, but he does it anyway, every time she asks.
And fornekokoban:
Survey says....
5 The scary bus parked next to the haunted school.
4. The plums when they fall off the tree and almost hit me in the head.
3. The orange couch in the living room.
2. Peas!
And the #1 thing that rolls: My cat.
For
cyranocyrano: 1. Schedule the Drazi elections, the Centauri new year, and the festival of G’Quan for the same conference room. Decorate liberally with green and purple, then sit back to watch the carnage spill over the whole station.
2. Tell Sheridan that under absolutely no circumstance is he to push that big, shiny red button right over there. Have Kosh tell him the same thing. Make sure Delenn impresses upon him that he absolutely must not go near the button, for the sake of the universe and all our lives. Then leave him alone and start a stopwatch.
3. Two words: Vorlon fireworks.
4. Give Draal the idea that it might be fun to go traveling, see if he can muster enough power to move Epsilon 3 to the jump-gate.
And lucky number 5, the best way to destroy a Babylon station:
Hide the coffee. Hide the vodka. Invite an ISN news-crew into C&C. See how long it takes Ivanova to hit the self-destruct sequence.
For
oszras: 5. Activate a denn’bok. Fighting with one takes both hands, but that’s what the Rangers and Warrior caste are for.
4. Turn off ISN - very important. Also, delete messages left by angry senators, irritable ambassadors, John's ex-girlfriends or dead wife, anything in B5's computer pertaining to the start of the Earth-Minbari war...
3. Fold origami.
2. Practice that handy new one-fingered salute that Susan taught her. It’s so thoughtful of humans to have a gesture entirely for saying ‘have a nice day.’
1. Slap John across the jaw when he makes stupid jokes. Or just generally being dumb.
For
razycrandomgirl: 1. The night Jayne hooked up with a really cute little blonde with a nice foreign accent, and how the crew woke up being pursued even more tirelessly than ever by Adelai Niska... who for some reason now won’t stop ranting about some “Maryshka,” his granddaughter.
2. The fight between Zoe and Mal the day he ordered her not to marry Wash.
3. “On the Many Uses of Grav Couplers.” No, seriously - I’ve got a document with that title, and it’s got about three sentences of really fun Kaylee narrative, but I can’t seem to recall exactly where I was headed with it.
4. Crossover in which Zoe and Ivanova (B5) meet. I don’t know exactly what’d happen, but I’m pretty sure it’d end with them ruling the universe. And I wouldn’t mind one tiny little bit. That’d be one well-organized and beautiful universe.
5. Alternate ending to Serenity: Mal wakes from a horrible nightmare in his own small, cramped quarters that definitely don’t bear a resemblance to anything that might been on Star Trek. He goes up to the cockpit and then turns around reeeeally fast when he sees Zoe and Wash snuggling in the pilot’s chair. Takes just long enough to confirm that Zoe’s hair is still tied back in her sensible little clip, and Wash’s hair is a scruffy mess. He checks in on River, who is sitting on the floor in a loose, girly dress, coloring a picture, and then on her brother, who is not wearing a hideous blue thing that looks like it was made with spare fabric and surgical glue. He double-checks the lightbulbs through the ship. They have not randomly gone dark and still give off that warm, amber kind of light that they always have. Unfortunately, he does not find the cool hover-mule he remembers from his dream, but he remembers just enough from the dream that he knows he’d damned well better go convince Book and Inara that leaving Serenity won’t be necessary. They can work out their troubles all together, like they always have.
For
eye_of_a_cat: 1. The way Wash can never get the back of his hair to lay down straight until Zoe goes at it with a wet comb. He complains like a little boy every time.
2. Jayne talking to his guns at night, while he’s cleaning them. He calls them all by name.
3. When Mal thinks no one can see him, he likes to sneak a sniff at Inara’s tea, or one time at the dressing gown she left draped on one of the kitchen chairs.
4. How sometimes, if she thinks she can get away with it, Inara watches Mal’s backside.
5. Simon singing to River. He can’t carry a tune and he blushes red as an apple, but he does it anyway, every time she asks.
And for
nekokoban: Survey says....
5 The scary bus parked next to the haunted school.
4. The plums when they fall off the tree and almost hit me in the head.
3. The orange couch in the living room.
2. Peas!
And the #1 thing that rolls: My cat.
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Date: 2006-09-04 10:46 pm (UTC)Somehow, this concerns me. XD
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Date: 2006-09-04 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-04 11:19 pm (UTC)Aww!
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Date: 2006-09-04 11:46 pm (UTC)Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
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Date: 2006-09-05 12:16 am (UTC)and then on her brother, who is not wearing a hideous blue thing that looks like it was made with spare fabric and surgical glue
LOL!
Unfortunately, he does not find the cool hover-mule he remembers from his dream,
*grin*
but he remembers just enough from the dream that he knows he’d damned well better go convince Book and Inara that leaving Serenity won’t be necessary. They can work out their troubles all together, like they always have.
You said it!
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Date: 2006-09-05 12:28 am (UTC)I'm sorry, but that was the ugliest shirt ever. Poor Simon... he's an attractive guy! Whatever happened to all his nice shirt-and-vest combos from the series? Or the really cute grey fleece thing?
That's how we really know it was a dream - no way those guys would have such a nice mule. ;)
♥
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Date: 2006-09-05 02:16 am (UTC)Weeeeeee! -spins- I like it here!
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Date: 2006-09-05 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-05 03:10 am (UTC)BWAHAHAHA YES OH MY GOD SO TRUE.
Hide the coffee. Hide the vodka. Invite an ISN news-crew into C&C. See how long it takes Ivanova to hit the self-destruct sequence.
I say about 43 minutes. Tops.
2. Practice that handy new one-fingered salute that Susan taught her. It’s so thoughtful of humans to have a gesture entirely for saying ‘have a nice day.’
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
4. Crossover in which Zoe and Ivanova (B5) meet. I don’t know exactly what’d happen, but I’m pretty sure it’d end with them ruling the universe. And I wouldn’t mind one tiny little bit. That’d be one well-organized and beautiful universe.
Duuuuuuuude, I wanna live there.
And the #1 thing that rolls: My cat.
So true. ^^
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Date: 2006-09-05 03:35 am (UTC)Boom. No more B5.
I say about 43 minutes. Tops.
Largely because that's how long it'd take to hit the end of the (very hilarious) episode?
Duuuuuuuude, I wanna live there.
You know I do, too! My only problem would be not being able to worship both of them at once. XD
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Date: 2006-09-05 04:24 am (UTC)Sheridan's Shoulder Angel: Yeah, do it! They're obviously using reverse psychology on you, they want you to push it.
Shoulder Demon: Look how big it is. And how red, and shiny...
Sheridan: Well, it is awfully shiny...
Shoulder Angel: And we all know shiny things are always Good!
The poor guy just can't win. XD
Largely because that's how long it'd take to hit the end of the (very hilarious) episode?
Exactly.
You know I do, too! My only problem would be not being able to worship both of them at once. XD
Knowing them, I'm sure they'd come up with a sensible, practical solution.
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Date: 2006-09-05 04:53 am (UTC)This is (the umpteen-zillionth reason) why Sheridan is so damned lucky to have Delenn - she actually has a brain. Whereas poor Sheridan has... his lizard brain, and a lot of attraction to oranges and shiny things. And a shoulder demon and angel who actually agree on everything because they're about as bright as their carrier. XD
Threesome?I'm sure they would.no subject
Date: 2006-09-05 05:47 am (UTC)Explains why he's so damn serene all the time. A total lack of inner conflict.
I have faith in our new sci-fi over
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Date: 2006-09-05 08:15 pm (UTC)Oh yes.
Maybe if we present ourselves as a matched set of serving girls?no subject
Date: 2006-09-06 06:07 pm (UTC)Works for me.I just saw this!
Date: 2006-09-09 09:20 am (UTC)5. Activate a denn’bok. Fighting with one takes both hands, but that’s what the Rangers and Warrior caste are for.
4. Turn off ISN - very important. Also, delete messages left by angry senators, irritable ambassadors, John's ex-girlfriends or dead wife, anything in B5's computer pertaining to the start of the Earth-Minbari war...
3. Fold origami.
2. Practice that handy new one-fingered salute that Susan taught her. It’s so thoughtful of humans to have a gesture entirely for saying ‘have a nice day.’
1. Slap John across the jaw when he makes stupid jokes. Or just generally being dumb.
Hah! I love it. I'm so puttiing this up at my LJ. Creative girl, creative and just so true. And all of them are just great, however, my love for number two will never end. :D
Re: I just saw this!
Date: 2006-09-09 05:03 pm (UTC)And then Sheridan's brain would explode. XD
Re: I just saw this!
Date: 2006-09-10 06:53 am (UTC)Oh! Can't you see Delenn wishing Sheridan a good day and flipping him off? Dude, if wishes were fishes...the show should have done that. :D