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Rivendellrose in Some Like it Shot

In this heart-stopping masterpiece,

rivendellrose (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is a retired soldier with a really nice holiday house. She elects to silence

tearsandtutus (Kate Winslet) before crime kingpin,

theladyfeylene (Meg Ryan), employs her. To the detriment of many peripheral characters, she brings down Theladyfeylene's facility. The killing doesn't stop until you turn it off in disgust.

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ianiceboy

I'd like this a lot more if I were more of a Sarah Michelle Gellar fan, probably... *shrugs*

Rivendellrose in Down for the Count

rivendellrose (Neve Campbell) has an election just around the corner. Initially confusing as the scenes are in reverse order, her faith in her party is in question, and

sablebadger, her policy analyst (Arnold Schwarzenegger), is powerless to stop it.

ladysonnet (Sigourney Weaver) terminates a huge reformation. Unsurprisingly, Down for the Count has left movie-goers begging for more of their money back.

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ianiceboy

Arnold Schwartzenegger?????

Rivendellrose in Unsavoury Shapes

In this action packed spy thriller,

rivendellrose (Catherine Zeta-Jones) is an undercover hitman with a dislike for corn chips. She elects to find

tiffangelwings (Emma Thompson) before the vile

jyuu_chan (Heather Graham) captures her. Following a chain of very obvious clues, she sneaks into a hidden facility, twenty-two days too late. This picture tells a thousand words. Most of them are interjections.

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ianiceboy

Damn... Tiff, can we trade actresses? I love Emma Thompson!

In other news:

I had the first meeting of all my classes today and they seem really cool.

People are coming by tomorrow to get rid of the mold, although they say it'll just get rid of the colonies and they don't know when the roofing people will be able to find and fix the leak.

I love when random people I haven't heard from in forever IM me! It makes me very happy, particularly when they solve problems that have been bothering me.

The fountain was frozen today. The poor seagulls looked very confused.