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[rivendellrose]

Have found the most amazingly biased, intentionally obtuse, clueless, and determinedly-closed-minded movie reviews in the modern world, I think.

http://capalert.com/capmarstartpage.htm

I particularly "enjoyed" their review of Dogma... somehow, they've managed to totally miss the point of the movie. Their ability to suck the joy, interest, and thought out of any movie has truly appalled me. I feel sorry for people with such sad, closed-off minds. And sorry for the people who have to deal with them.

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[sablebadger.livejournal.com]

i'd heard of this guy, hadn't read any reviews..

what a freakin nut job..

I mean really really crazy.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

*Nods* Crazy, crazy, crazy...

I am truly frightened that there are people in the world who think this way.

[ookamiko.livejournal.com]

Did you read the review of the first Harry Potter movie? Its funny to read what's wrong with the movie. I can't believe these things. Thanks for the link!

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Lol.... yeah, the Harry Potter ones were great. EVERYTHING in that movie is apparently an offense to God. For something innocent, cute, and pretty damned encouraging of good morals, it's painted as awfully evil.

*Chuckles at rampant conservative stupidity*

[gin2001.livejournal.com]

They're retards, and disturbing. What's weird is that some of it is so STUPID you want to laugh.

What got me was that they rated Shawshank Redemption only a 1.45. Must be cause the warden hides behind the bible in all his schemes and tells them on their first day "Put your trust in the lord, but your ass is mine. Welcome to Shawshank." I figure with the sisters and all, they'd be going ape. Whatfreakingever.