a conversation about Harry

[rivendellrose]

rosalindjen: Harry's abdomen is a scary place.
Zinjadu2: ... why?
rosalindjen: when he sees Remus in the pensieve in OotP: "Harry's stomach gave another pleasurable squirm"
Zinjadu2: ... does he have a beast in his chest?
rosalindjen: that too.
Zinjadu2: ... o_O
Zinjadu2: what the fuck all does Harry have for innards?
rosalindjen: *reconsiders her opinion that Harry is asexual*
Zinjadu2: no, really, what's he got in there?
rosalindjen: aliens.
Zinjadu2: oh noes!
rosalindjen: he has gay aliens in his stomach.
rosalindjen: and straight aliens, too.
Zinjadu2: *blinks* wow.
Zinjadu2: poor Harry.
rosalindjen: I know. it's impressive.
rosalindjen: poor guy must have horrible gas.
Zinjadu2: you should post this converstion, you know

There you go, Kari. I've posted it.

Comments

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

LOLZ XD

Yay! I swear, they're gonna need Scully to do an autopsy on that boy if he dies. She'd be the only one qualified.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Yes! Oh, that's one hell of a mental image. That and Hermione and Scully actually occupying the same room. Damn, that would be crazy.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Yus! It must happen! They would meet and there would be an explosion of intelligent doom.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

And the men would quake in fear of them. Those two could totally take over the world together.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

*nods* I think Mulder'd take the boys aside and go, "Just... don't get in their way. Trust me. Run."

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh. Oh yeah - he knows. That boy is nothing if not well-trained. *g*

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. =D And he doesn't even mind.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Would you, if you were him? XD

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Well, no. If only cause she'd shoot me again. o_O

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

...That, and also because she's the only gorgeous, intelligent, sane woman in the world who'd put up with him!

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Well, sane is debatable, but essentially yes.