a conversation about Harry

[rivendellrose]

rosalindjen: Harry's abdomen is a scary place.
Zinjadu2: ... why?
rosalindjen: when he sees Remus in the pensieve in OotP: "Harry's stomach gave another pleasurable squirm"
Zinjadu2: ... does he have a beast in his chest?
rosalindjen: that too.
Zinjadu2: ... o_O
Zinjadu2: what the fuck all does Harry have for innards?
rosalindjen: *reconsiders her opinion that Harry is asexual*
Zinjadu2: no, really, what's he got in there?
rosalindjen: aliens.
Zinjadu2: oh noes!
rosalindjen: he has gay aliens in his stomach.
rosalindjen: and straight aliens, too.
Zinjadu2: *blinks* wow.
Zinjadu2: poor Harry.
rosalindjen: I know. it's impressive.
rosalindjen: poor guy must have horrible gas.
Zinjadu2: you should post this converstion, you know

There you go, Kari. I've posted it.

Comments

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

LOLZ XD

Yay! I swear, they're gonna need Scully to do an autopsy on that boy if he dies. She'd be the only one qualified.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Yes! Oh, that's one hell of a mental image. That and Hermione and Scully actually occupying the same room. Damn, that would be crazy.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Yus! It must happen! They would meet and there would be an explosion of intelligent doom.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

And the men would quake in fear of them. Those two could totally take over the world together.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

*nods* I think Mulder'd take the boys aside and go, "Just... don't get in their way. Trust me. Run."

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh. Oh yeah - he knows. That boy is nothing if not well-trained. *g*

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. =D And he doesn't even mind.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Would you, if you were him? XD

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Well, no. If only cause she'd shoot me again. o_O

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

...That, and also because she's the only gorgeous, intelligent, sane woman in the world who'd put up with him!

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Well, sane is debatable, but essentially yes.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

.....

I have no words.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

You know it makes sense.

[narsilion.livejournal.com]

WTF???

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

In HBP there was this whole ongoing thing about "the beast in Harry's chest." And in OotP, there was something about Harry's stomach giving "pleasurable squirms." So Kari and I theorize he has aliens in there.

[gurny.livejournal.com]

But what do the aliens talk about? I mean, they must have been in there for a good year.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

I don't know... they seem to mostly focus on making Harry react weirdly to things. Maybe it's some kind of plot by Voldemort to keep him off balance?

...Gah, this is starting to make a twisted sort of sense to my mind.

[lovelies.livejournal.com]

Aww, Harry ♥ Remus