rivendellrose | in which theo makes himself annoying

So far this evening, my cat has whined for his wet food even though he still had dry food in his bowl, eaten his wet food, thrown his wet food back up in two places (one, miracle of miracles, on linoleum), hopped on the table to grab a stray candy wrapper, walked all over me while I tried to read a book, jumped back down, hopped back up on the table to steal the same damned candy wrapper that I already took from him, hopped up on the sideboard table to knock down the spray bottle there, and then, once again, stolen the stupid god damned candy wrapper from the table. And now he's left the candy wrapper in the middle of the floor, because apparently it's just not fun when I finally give up and ignore him.

...And he just jumped up onto the dresser in the living room and is trying to figure out if he can climb into the barely-cracked drawer, or if he should just eat my silk flowers instead. Or possibly knock some books down.

.....And I just had to get up and stop him from bending my final project for exhibit design.

It's a really good thing that I love this damned fuzzball.