grimmauld vs the zombies

Gacked from shoeless_girl: ( Zombie Attack Readiness Questionnaire! )

Gacked from Everybody and stolen from this site: ( Quotes! )

boooooooooooored

Stupid internet won't let me access news websites other than NPR, and everybody's in a meeting. So I'm bored. Tempted to just take out my book, but there's folks in the conference room from some HR firm, and the last thing I need is them seeing me with a (good but) cheap novel in my hands. :P

So. Meme.

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot. Any fandom I know is fair game.

Please, gods - someone distract me.

Oh yeah, and congratulations to maymargaret for landing a job!!!